If you’re full of self-loathing and feelings of inadequacy now, just wait until someone you went to college with wins a Genius Grant.
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle, first letter of first):
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): White coaster
- goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Rhoda